rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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