They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
so much tequila, so little girl.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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