I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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