Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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