question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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