As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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