Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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