Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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