You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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