fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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