I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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