so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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