He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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