let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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