so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
