brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
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