It's like God shit irony all over that family
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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