Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
she looked like the before picture.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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