My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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