It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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