But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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