I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize
