How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
A bitchslap is in order.
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