I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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