your room smells of hookers.
And success
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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