Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
