bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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