I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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