Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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