I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
