at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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