I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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