Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
false alarm. still invincible.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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