well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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