My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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