It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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