i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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