We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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