On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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