Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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