Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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