Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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