It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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