Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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