So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
accomplished twins. life is a go
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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