so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
