dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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