names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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