Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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