with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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