turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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