just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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