he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Randomize
