i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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