I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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