have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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