How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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