so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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