And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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