Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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