do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
