Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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