It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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